I think like the one dog sometimes. Just close my eyes shut hard,...maybe. maybe. maybe....
Three of m'best friends ARE normal. Dang! That must be why everyone I see smiles at me!
Since I'm blonde, do I get to pick a blonde chick to date? (a blonde and a brunette jump off a cliff together, who lands first? The brunette... The blonde had to stop and ask directions...)
About the T-shirt... I always do, but when I yell out, "Cheese it! The cops!" folks look at me and say "huh? Whatdya say?"
Sperm bank? Eeeeuuuwwwwwwwwwwwww (I heard the more "w"s, the grosser it was....)
The missin crate at the recycle center, "beer guzzlin remote control hogs"
And, as for the ad....Heck! I'm gonna put that one in, myself!
And, because I would if I could afford it, the ref just lost his crown....
And it only happened like that twice. And, in my defense, they were both whores and actually frowned on continuing conversation afterwords, y'know?
Funny group, gal! You win the prize fer getting folks outa the Monday Blues!
In the secret space of dreams, where I dreaming lay amazed. When the secrets all are told, and the petals all unfold. When there was no dream of mine, you dreamed of me.
I am a 33 year old female going on 16. I still get carded for cigarettes. I'm finally getting to the age that I appreciate that.
I am an x-ray technologist and also the clinical instructor for the school of radiography for St. Vincent Hospital. Basically that means I teach people how to become an x-ray tech.
I have 3 mini dachshunds and a big fat beagle. Those are my children.
I'm a struggling guitar novice, but I love to pick around. I also play a little piano.
I love to go to concerts and festivals. I love to travel, even though I don't go very far very often.
My husband and I volunteer for a no-kill animal rescue in our hometown. We have been foster parents for several animals, and helped them find their new forever homes.
Living life to its fullest is my daily goal.
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That's some good stuff
Ha ha ha! Love it! I especially like the Warn-a Brother shirt!!
I think like the one dog sometimes. Just close my eyes shut hard,...maybe. maybe. maybe....
Three of m'best friends ARE normal. Dang! That must be why everyone I see smiles at me!
Since I'm blonde, do I get to pick a blonde chick to date? (a blonde and a brunette jump off a cliff together, who lands first? The brunette...
The blonde had to stop and ask directions...)
About the T-shirt...
I always do, but when I yell out, "Cheese it! The cops!" folks look at me and say "huh? Whatdya say?"
Sperm bank?
Eeeeuuuwwwwwwwwwwwww
(I heard the more "w"s, the grosser it was....)
The missin crate at the recycle center, "beer guzzlin remote control hogs"
And, as for the ad....Heck! I'm gonna put that one in, myself!
And, because I would if I could afford it, the ref just lost his crown....
And it only happened like that twice.
And, in my defense, they were both whores and actually frowned on continuing conversation afterwords, y'know?
Funny group, gal! You win the prize fer getting folks outa the Monday Blues!
I jus had t'come by and scope the dogs again.
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