This is just a little note I recevied from a good friend that I work with....it is so true!!!
Did you hear about the nurse who died and went straight to hell? It took her two weeks to realize she wasn't at work!
You know you work in the medical field if... you would like to meet the inventor of the call light some night in a dark alley.
You know the smell of different diarrhea to identify it.
You've been telling stories in a restaurant and made someone at another table "sick".
You've told a confused patient that your name was that of your coworker and to holler if they need help.
You get excited over the most painful injuries in ER because they're cool to look at.
Your bladder can expand to the size of a winnebago's water tank.
You find yourself checking out other customer's veins in grocery waiting lines.
You avoid unhealthy looking shoppers in the mall for fear that they will drop near you and you'll have to do CPR on your day off.
Your finger has gone places you never thought possible.
You have seen more penises than any prostitute.
If you are not in the medical field and have been sent this by a friend who is, it's
just to help you understand our mind set and questionable mental status/sanity. Most of the time we function in spite of this sick sense of humor, fairly normally and very responsibly. Scary, huh?????